Have you seen the sex tape clips yet?  If not, you can take a look here - warning, this is not for the faint of heart, unless you’re into incredibly hot midget sex.  If that’s the case, you might just enjoy what you are about to see.  A /Gossip original comic is above for those of you who are too mortified by the idea to actually watch the vid.

Verne Troyer tells E! that he thinks his former GF Ranae Shrider gave the footage to TMZ because he decided to break up with her after six months together.  Even weirder, apparently this skank ass bitch still lives with Troyer, and he’s trying to legally throw her out.

He says,

She’s still in the house, makes it even harder to, you know, not strangle her.

“I don’t get it,” you say, “I know Verne’s hot and all, but that nasty ho with the unibrow is gross.  Why would she want everyone to see her naked?”

Don’t ask us, we just report what we hear.

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