We praised little Summer Roberts’ fashion sense earlier today, but now we’re taking it back.  This is the cover of Shop ‘Til You Drop Magazine from Australia.

I can only think of three real-life situations where wearing that thing around Rachel’s waist could possibly be validated.

1.  You are a time traveler, and about to embark on a trip back to the time of jousting, turkey leg feasts, and sexy mail armor suits.

2.  You are an interrogator for the U.S. military and there is a most wanted terrorist in your custody with some information that even waterboarding cannot reveal.

3.  Your partner is really creative in the bedroom, and this device will totally get you lucky tonight.