Troyer’s ex Ranae Shrider’s manager Holly Bannon has reportedly said that Shrider has sold the couple’s sex tape for $5000 to a private collector. Bannon says, “She just wanted to be rid of it”.

Ummm let me get this straight. Unibrow chick wanted to be rid of an incredibly embarrassing, not to mention puke-worthy sex tape of herself doing it with a midget, so she sold it to some random dude for 5 grand? Oh OK, that makes sense.

The /Gossip original comic above illustrates what this tape really looks like. Seriously, we’re not exaggerating here.