Last week, we heard they were getting married and having a baby. Now we hear they’re splitting up. a source close to John says,

There’s been a bit of tension for some time. They initially opted for a break, hoping a trial split might make them stronger. Sadly it doesn’t seem to have worked. John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn’t ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, John didn’t want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children. Initially, Jennifer was furious when he told her of his decision but now she’s simply sad - not to mention a little heartbroken.

Who talks like that? Maybe like a butler, or some sort of soothing British children’s storybook video narrator.

Don’t feel too bad for Jen though, we’re hearing from the National Enquirer that she’s moved on to some hot model.