We’ve decided to do a weekly update since so many stories develop after we first report them (and most of the updates aren’t worthy of a full post). So… here goes.

1. It seems Hayden Panettiere’s mom and dad were both too drunk to remember what got dad Alan thrown in jail. The two were spotted walking their dogs the next day as if nothing happened.

2. John Edwards, who cheated on his wife with some fugly bitch is now digging himself into deeper shit. John’s mistress Rielle Hunter was reportedly initially paid with campaign money to keep quiet about the affair.

3. Verne Troyer, whose sex tape has recently been sold by ex-gf Ranae Shrider has been seen around town with random chicks on his scooter.

4. Jennifer Aniston reportedly was the one doing the dumping in the Mayer-Aniston break up. Apparently John was checking out other women, and Jen got sick of it. Also, contrary to previous rumors, Jen isn’t dating a model.

5. Peaches Geldof has returned to London after her random Vegas wedding with Max Drummey. Her first night back was spent with Faris Badwan, the dude who was her boyfriend up until Max shoved a ring on her finger. Peaches is now on her way to meet her father Sir Bob, and explain to him WTF she just did.

6. Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy Casey Aldridge is denying that he had an affair with slut Kelli Dawson. He says the two were only together before he started dating Jamie Lynn. Apparently the old lady was just out for some attention.

7. The dudes who claim they found Bigfoot had a press conference. They say they will show proof of the hairy guy on Monday after they consult with “scientists”.