When Heidi and Spencer stopped by Ryan Seacrest’s morning show yesterday to promote the new season of The Hills, they revealed an interesting fact.

The pair claim that they’re virgins. Spencer says “we don’t sin over here”. They say they even put pillows in between them in bed to avoid temptation.

The thought of these two having sex is truthfully pretty hurl-worthy, so luckily the hurling can be saved for better material. Don’t rejoice yet though. Heidi also mentioned that her religiousness is causing her to want to put out a Christian album. This means more bad music from Heidi, and more possible bad videos from Spencer. UGH…

The weird thing about this whole story is that in season two of The Hills, you might recall a certain annoying couple going through a pregnancy scare.

This leads me to two possible conclusions. Either the two of them really need a lesson on where babies come from, or they thought they had an immaculate conception. My guess is that the second theory is pretty plausible.