1. Jon Voight has responded to Roseanne Barr’s crazy political rant by justifying her bats*** insanity on her abusive childhood. He also says, “I can only pray that good people see her for what she is (sick of mind).”

2. Contrary to reports, Amy Winehouse’s rep is saying that our favorite beehived train wreck is not back in rehab near her husband Blake’s prison. Oh thank god.

3. Jennifer Garner has officially confirmed her pregnancy. Noooo Waaaaay, she’s pregnant?

4. The two hicks who claim they found Bigfoot in Georgia are now admitting it was a joke. Wow, and here I was, totally believing that Bigfoot was part human, part opossum.

5. Shia LaBeouf is now back to work on the set of Transformers, all his fingers still attached.

6. The Malaysian government reported a few days ago that after deliberation, they had decided to cancel Avril Lavigne’s concert because she was too sexy, but Avril told MTV News yesterday that the government had changed their minds, and approved the show. I guess that means she’s not sexy anymore.

7. After news that Jamie Lynn Spears’ baby daddy Casey Aldridge cheated on her with an older woman, reports are surfacing that Jamie Lynn has moved back in with her mom.

8. Ed McMahon will no longer be needing Donald Trump’s charity. He’s found a private buyer for his almost foreclosed McMansion, and he’ll be moving out of the home as soon as the new buyer closes on the property.