John McCain’s VP pick, Sarah Palin’s 17-year-old daughter Bristol is apparently 5 months pregnant. Good parenting seemed to work in that case. Sarah was in full damage control mode yesterday when she released a statement about her slutty daughter. She said,

Bristol and the young man she will marry are going to realize very quickly the difficulties of raising a child, which is why they will have the love and support of our entire family.

The father of Bristol’s baby is Levi Johnston, a self-proclaimed redneck and hockey player who doesn’t want kids, or so his MySpace page said before it was taken down.  The loser’s MySpace page also read,

I’m a fuckin’ redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes.  But I live to play hockey.  I like to go camping and hang out with the boys, do some fishing, shoot some shit and fuckin’ chillin’ I guess… Ya fuck with me I’ll kick ass.

Oooo sounds like a real bad-ass.