They let Jerry Springer have a kid?!? No, they didn’t. They did let him adopt a pig though. He told the National Enquirer that he found a pig at the Los Angeles County Fair that was going to be slaughtered, and decided to save it. He says,

They were going to slaughter Bella. So I bought her. She should live about 25 years, so I’m going to put her in my will.

And that’s the news tonight!