Lindsay Lohan graces the cover of Marie Claire’s October issue. In it, she talks about tattoos, Samantha Ronson, smoking, Samantha Ronson, living in hotels, Samantha Ronson, and her dad, and… did I meantion Samantha Ronson?

Yeah, that’s about it. She and Sam got matching tattoos, she thinks Sam is actually a good influence, she’s happy with Sam, oh yeah, and she knows nothing about her dad’s paternity thing with her possible half sister.

Linds says,

I don’t know what’s going on with it. I haven’t asked him any questions. Apparently we’ve been in the dark for so many years. We’ve gone through enough with him. Enough is enough — until he decides to be a grown-up.

You know something’s wrong when your kid who’s been to rehab like 3 times by the age of 21 thinks you need to grow up.