Remember last month when Gary Coleman hit a guy with his car? Well now, the guy, Colt Rushton, is suing because he’s claiming that Coleman caused him bodily harm. The good part of this story is that since the dude’s suing, we now have details on the incident. Yay.

Apparently, the whole debacle began when Rushton took a photo of Coleman outside of a bowling alley in UT. Coleman’s bodyguard told Rushton he would have to pay $20 per photo if he continued to snap (do you accept credit cards, sir?). Rushton says he then stopped taking pictures, but later saw Coleman sitting in his truck, which was apparently a visual too funny to let be, so he took another photo. Rushton was then attacked by Coleman and either his wife or bodyguard (he wasn’t sure which one). Coleman then got into his car, and hit Rushton as he was trying to leave the lot.

I’m totally convinced that Gary Coleman should dump his wife and date Verne Troyer, and they should make a reality show about it.