British photog Adnan Ghalib who dated Britney during her whole drugged up, shaved head, umbrella wielding breakdown is now saying that he has a 2-hour sex tape of himself doing it with the formerly trainwrecked singer.

Adnan is refusing to discuss any details about the tape until he can get some cash for the thing. He says,

There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries. Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.

A source is saying that the video features Adnan doing it with a pink-wigged Britney in Mexico. I think I had a nightmare like that once.

Adnan then tells Heat Magazine,

I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.

LoL. Now let me ask you this. Does the douchebag pictured above with the landing strip beard look like someone who can go at it for 2 hours? I’m thinking no, so my guess is that the vid probably features Brit mumbling incoherently for 1 hour and 57 minutes, and then Brit and Adnan doing it for the last three minutes while Adnan spends at least half that time raving about the size of his penis, which probably isn’t that big btw.