Michael Lohan is auctioning off a chance to beat him down in a boxing ring for charity.  Bidding will start at $5,000, and the winner will get to go up against daddy Lohan on Nov. 24 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville NY.  Organizer Jeff Cohen says,

Anybody who jumps into the ring with Michael Lohan will become famous.  Maybe you’ll get one of Lindsay Lohan’s ex-boyfriends who’ll try and impress Lindsay by beating up her father. Who knows? … You might get Samantha Ronson trying to put a bid in there.

Yeah, I don’t really think they’ll make much money on this one.  I mean do you actually know anyone who wants to kick Michael Lohan’s ass?  I sure don’t…