Victoria Beckham Gives Her Shitty Beauty Secrets [Comic]
Ever wonder what the secret is to looking like a scary fembot? Well now we know. The Daily Mail is reporting that Posh Spice regularly uses Geisha Facials, a paste made from nightingale s*** to fight acne. A “friend” of Posh tells Closer magazine,
When Victoria was in Japan recently she was admiring the local women’s clear skin and discovered it was down to these facials.
She was intrigued and when she got back to the US she found that some New York beauty salons now offer the treatment.
She tried it and loved how great her skin looked. She also uses a cream derived from nightingale poo at home.
Apparently she’s even talked David into smearing the s***.





