Here’s what we gather from the interview. Paris will always wear heels as president, she won’t have a cabinet, she’ll have a closet, and she’ll be having lots of “secret-underground-bunker-after-hours parties.”

And what fashion advice does Paris have for her opponent’s VP pick?

My advice to Sarah Palin is, you’ve got a hot bod; don’t keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit? Welcome to the Lower 48, girlfriend.