According to the UK Sun, Madonna and Guy are getting a divorce.  A statement that the Sun has gotten their hands on states that the couple “can’t bear to live with the pretense any longer.”

The Sun is reporting that the split is due to the amount of time both spend on their careers, and Madonna’s desire to steal adopt another African baby.

Maybe this also has something to do with Madonna’s debaucherous date with A-Rod earlier this month. No alcohol and laughing at Madonna’s stories can lead to disastrous results.