Hollyscoop is reporting that Mark Wahlberg has just dropped a cool $35 million on a new LA crib. Marky Mark and his fiance Rhea Durham, who recently expelled spawn #3, are trading up from their $15.9 million Beverly Hills home to this eight-bedroom mansion. Now why would they need such a large house? A source says,

Mark and Rhea suddenly felt their house was too small. Now that they have baby number three, they need a live-in nanny, a live-in cook and a housekeeper to help Rhea.

Oh right, *slaps forehead. I forgot that rich people let their help stay IN the house. I’m so used to making mine camp outside.