Eva Longoria Looking Hot
The Desperate Housewife graces the November cover of Allure magazine where she admits to formerly being ugly. Apparently her sisters used to pick on her by calling her Prieta Fea (ugly dark one).
She also admits to gaining 7 very noticeable pounds, making her ugly AND fat! Ha!
*My personal karma meter is quickly ticking down to the negatives. Maybe I can drop some cash and kick Michael Lohan’s ass to salvage my score?





