We mentioned earlier that Michael Lohan was auctioning off a chance to kick his ass. Well now we have a winner! Bob Venero (who?) CEO of Future Tech Enterprise coughed up $20,000 for the honor. On Nov. 24, the pair will slug it out for Long Island charities.

Apparently Venero’s never boxed in his life, and Lohan is claiming to have practiced martial arts for 7 years (liar).

We tried to post a video of Douchebag getting all excited about finally getting some airtime doing something good for charity, but it didn’t work.  You can watch the video here.