Australia’s New Weekly Magazine is reporting that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with John Mayer’s baby. They got a random source to say,

Jennifer is over the moon. She doesn’t want to be a single mom, so she is willing to give John the chance to prove his parental potential

The source was probably some homeless guy they gave a bagel to that morning.

Update: Jen’s rep’s calling bullshit on the rumors. I told you. Homeless guy.