Paris has reportedly just purchased a former brothel in London’s East End district. The building was apparently a former opium den which comes complete with iron joists for shackling people to the wall (wtf?).

We hear that the property was once used by sailors after they reached land after months at sea.

A source tells the Daily Mail,

Paris really appreciated the quirkiness of the place – and the knockdown price for such a unique building – and immediately put in an offer.

This is one of those decisions that normal people make and then regret when they realize that the re-sale value of a brothel pretty much sucks.

Paris Hilton? She’ll just paint it pink, and move in until she realizes the stains on the wall are really dried up jizz shots. Then she’ll just leave and move back to the U.S. and give it away to squatters when she goes. Charity! Hot.