Paris Hilton Is Going To Space! [Comic]
That’s not a sensationalized headline. It’s true. Paris has booked a seat on Richard Branson’s first Virgin spaceflight. The rocket is set to take off next year, and is offering rich people the chance to take a space tour. Paris says,
I’m very scared to do it. What if I don’t come back? With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I’ll be like, ‘Great. Now I have to start all over.
Other people booked on that fight? Madonna, Tom Hanks and Moby.





