*In Russia.

The film, Major Movie Star is about a ditsy movie star who joins the U.S. Army for some cash. Sounds like a winning synopsis. Apparently it is, in Russia.

There’s no official release date in the US, Canada, the UK, or any other English speaking country for that matter. Probably cause people who actually knew what Jessica was saying would have noticed that they dubbed all of her lines with Samuel L. Jackson’s voice. I hear he was talking about some snakes… on a plane… or something.

If you do want to see it though, and you can’t make it to Russia, feel free to take a little trip over to Bulgaria. The hit movie will be premiering there next month. Excuse me while I book my plane ticket… Oh wait, snakes, on a plane. Damnit. I guess I’ll just take a cab.