So check this out, The California Courts website has a list of what exactly gets controlled in a conservatee’s life. Listed below are all the things that Britney’s dad Jamie Spears gets to dictate in the formerly trainwrecked pop tart’s world.

* Arrange for the conservatee’s care and protection;
* Decide where the conservatee will live; and
* Are in charge of:
o health care,
o food,
o clothes, personal care,
o housekeeping, transportation, and
o recreation.

The site does say that Brit retains the right to get married, and get her own mail. Well it’s good that Brit can pull another Vegas if she wanted too, but I’m really concerned about the mail thing. Are we sure we really want the mental case, loose on our streets CHECKING THE MAIL!!!!????!!!