Holly Madison, who recently split with old wrinkly dude, Hugh Hefner because Hef couldn’t make any babies is now majorly PDAing it up with slimy magician guy, Criss Angel.

She was spotted sucking face with Criss at the grand opening of his craptaciously reviewed Cirque Du Soleil show “Believe” the other day.

She wants babies with that? Don’t get it.