Keanu Reeves was cleared today of running over a photographer with his Porsche in March last year. Keanu was sued by pap, Alison Silva (it’s a HE not a she) who says the actor left him injured after he was knocked to the ground by Keanu’s car while trying to snap a picture of the star.

Reeves denies that he hit Silva, insisting that the dumbass fell while backing away from his car. An LA jury cleared Keanu of all charges in just over an hour.