Haha. You see what I did in the title there? LOL.

So word is that our favorite mean person, Simon Cowell has just broken up with his longtime girlfriend, Terri Seymour.

Friends of the couple are blaming the failure on the fact that Terri wanted kids, and Simon wasn’t interested. Well, all for the better. Simon probably shouldn’t be breeding any annoyingly scary children anyways. Can you imagine what their spawns would be like (see comic above)?

Simon’s mommy is reportedly sad that the pair have ended things. She says that Terri is like family. Simon’s family is hoping he’ll change his mind about having kids, and get back together with Terri. We think he should shove a dull knife in our heads.