Naked is like the new black, ya’ll, but Andy’s a driver, not a passenger. The tennis star is going against the grain by not doing the naked thing like everyone else.

Andy is taking back his deal for a naked tennis lesson, which he originally offered up for Sir Elton John’s AIDS charity auction. A really stupid woman bid $11,200 for the honor, but Roddick insists that she’s not upset that she won’t be able to play nude “tennis” with the man. He says,

First and foremost, I am not going to be playing naked tennis. It was said in jest and the lady who bid was really cool afterwards.

“Really cool” meaning she ripped his little tennis balls out and he’s too ashamed to admit it.