Heather Mills is in deep shit for building a swimming pool in her home, but forgetting to get planning permission from the local council for the construction. Next month, the council will meet to determine if Mills will need to get rid of the pool. Unbuilding a pool must really suck.

Mills’ spokesperson is arguing that the pool should stay because it could be used to fight fires in the case of an emergency. I want a giant fire hidrant in my home too!