We reported yesterday that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to spend the holidays together to try to keep things civil for their kids.  Now, however, the UK Sun is reporting that Madonna has just come up with one very important condition to this agreement. Sources are claiming that Madonna is agreeing to let daddy get his face time with his poor deprived kids, but only if she’s allowed to bring her lover A-Rod along. That shouldn’t be awkward at all.

The Material Girl’s reportedly planning on flying Alex out to London, and paying for his hotel stay near the estate where the Ritchie family plans to celebrate their holidays.  She supposedly wants to have him nearby for a booty call whenever she needs it.  It’s so cool how Madonna totally used her money to buy a personal bitch that she could bring with her around the world. A source says,

She wants the kids to be with their parents but wants time with A-Rod too.

The kids are the biggest thing and she’ll plan for them but still have a bit of the Christmas she wanted.

The Sun’s not the best source of info, so we’re a bit skeptical, but the drama of A-Rod skipping out on Christmas with his own kids just to be with his new rich whore lover has us shaking with anticipation.  Cross your fingers that this story’s true.