Madonna and Guy Ritchie may not have a joyful xmas together after all.  The Sun is reporting that Guy is interested in spending the occasion with his kids and Madonna in their London estate, but only if she sleeps the night elsewhere.  He’s afraid of all those painful memories that will come back if he sees Madge walking around the kitchen in her plastic body suit.  Sniff.

Control freak Madonna had just planned to stay in the country mansion, and is refusing to change her plans.  I don’t get it.  She really could just stay with A-Rod.  I hear she’s putting him up in a nearby hotel for the awkward holiday.

I personally think that the Grinch should just pay them a visit and steal their Christmas.  That’ll teach em.