Brody Jenner has released a statement saying that contrary to recent rumors, he isn’t engaged, because omg, we like really need to know.

Don’t worry Brody, we wouldn’t have believed that rumor even if we had heard it (which we hadn’t). We’ve seen Bromance, and we all know Jayde Nicole is just a cover for the fact that you’re really really gay. What I really want to know is, how much are you paying that chick to show up in public places with you?