At the Golden Globes last night, Megan Fox admitted to being a tranny. She said,

I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. I am so horrified that I am here, and embarrassed.

I knew it. I’ve been telling everyone that for ages, and no one would believe me. There you have it people, Megan Fox admitting she’s a man.

Now that I think of it, she hasn’t been seen hanging around with boyfriend Brian Austin Green lately.  I wonder if he just unfortunately discovered her penis.