Poor little bitch Ashton got a rude awakening this morning when his “fucking jackass” neighbor had construction workers banging away outside of his huge rich-people mansion. Ashton’s life sucked so bad this that he found the need to post a ranting video of it online.

Ashton also supplemented his pussy-whining video with regular Twitter updates of the atrocity his neighbor was committing against his precious beauty rest.

As of press time, Ashton had already bitched,

-I’m gonna kill my neighbor!
-this ass clown has another thing coming!
-holy moly I’m gonna lose it!
-Jack ass 7am building a god damn fort next to my house f’in up my view and noise polluting the entire f’in nieghborhood with pounding steal

And the very eloquent,

-this SOB owl feces cougar placenta jack bone dick!

Ashton apparently lost his balls after marrying Demi Moore, and a new replacement pair has yet to sprout.