Nothing excites us more than bastard baby announcements, and the Madden/Richies have done made our day again. Joel Madden has revealed on his blog that his girlfriend Nicole Richie is pregnant with their second baby.  He writes,

What’s better than winning an Oscar? I am so happy to tell everyone that Harlow is going to be a big sister! God has truly blessed my family. Hope your all feeling as good as i am right now…

Joel is clearly not the one who has to live with a creature in his stomach for 9 months, which will no doubt, eventually make its way out of the tiny opening in his vagina.  Congrats.