Brody Jenner reportedly broke things off with his girlfriend, Jayde Nicole after he was forced to carry her passed out self out of a Hollywood club on Friday night.

Apparently Bromantic Jenner decided that Jayde’s out of control partying was getting in the way of his life, so after spending his entire Saturday taking care of her, he broke things off.

Lauren Conrad has already reportedly offered to help Brody find a new girlfriend, but I’m sure he’ll get way more publicity if he does it on another gay reality show.