Chris Brown and Rihanna may have patched things up last week, but it seems the pair didn’t spend the weekend together.  Instead, Chris had a busy Saturday, partying with Khloe Kardashian in Miami, while Rihanna was MIA.  We have a good theory about what Rihanna could have been doing (see above).

Update: Khloe has just come out to bust our bubble butt.  She claims one of her friends looks like Chris brown, and spies may have confused him for said woman-beater.