The wackos over at PETA are at it again.  They’ve tried with the flour pelting, Halloween masks, and breast milk ice cream, but have thus far, failed to turn the world’s population into skinny vegans.

Now, PETA has a new plan.  They’re trying to use a towel soaked with George Clooney’s sweat that somebody found, to make a line of tofu that tastes like George himself.

PETA members have reportedly sent along a friendly letter to George, requesting his permission to make the Tofu, which they are calling CloFu. PETA’s statement says,

Cheese-scented CloFu could be used as pizza topping and in lasagna…CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table.

George is said to be hurt by the idea of his mammel juice being used for human consumption.