You may have noticed a few stories that seemed a bit far fetched today. Did you really believe Jon and Kate would have one more kid after all those cheating rumors? And no, epic slut Ashley Dupre isn’t really joining a convent. Miley Cyrus may have had sex with Justin Gaston, but definitely not the married kind, and sadly, we have no evidence that a Hayden Panettiere sex tape exists.  The Chris Hanson child porn? That might be true, though we don’t really have any proof of that either, as he wasn’t actually arrested for it.

If you believed any of our April Fools stories today, we present you with the word gullible, which we’ve kindly spray painted on your ceiling.

Happy April Fools, please pass on a prank from us!