Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s little precious gift from Xenu, Suri is turning 3 later this month, and it seems her parents have decided that she’s just about ready to begin those Scientology audits. Tom has reportedly enrolled Suri in classes at Will Smith’s school, New Village Leadership Academy in LA.  The school claims to be secular, but is rumored to be a breeding ground for little Scientolospawn.

The school will set TomKat back $8,810 per year, has a no-sugar policy (those poor children), and uses a Scientology-based learning method called Study Technology.