Lindsay Lohan Tries To Hook Up With Leonardo DiCaprio
Lindsay Lohan, apparently tired of the pussy, was spied recently, trying her hardest to catch herself some new dick. Sources spotted Samantha Ronson’s trainwrecked ex-lover attempting to pick up Leonardo DiCaprio at a club over the weekend.
A source tells the UK Sun,
As soon as Lindsay saw Leo she was like a bee to honey. She was going for the big catch and when she spotted him in a dark corner of the club she headed straight for him.
She quickly monopolized his conversation and made sure she had him all to herself. Lindsay is a sharp tac. She wasn’t wasting her time chatting up small fish. She seemed interested in the gents with deeper pockets, probably because her career is on a downward trajectory.
The pair were cosied up together deep in conversation. She definitely tickled his fancy.
After having a number of drinks with Leo, Lindsay reportedly got up, and started dancing in in front of him. According to the source, “he seemed to be enjoying it”.
Leonardo is currently dating supermodel Bar Rafaeli, but I guess a McDonald’s cheeseburger can be a killer treat after a few years of filet mignon.






April 20th, 2009 at 10:39 pm
If Leo does ditch Bar for that skank, he be a fool. Though if he gets some chick on chick action with Lindsay at same time…might be worth it. Excellent metaphor though sir.