A Hungarian nude model/total mental case named Mariann Fogarassy came forward yesterday claiming that David Beckham spent his past week attempting to hook up with her crazy ass.

Mariann told reporters that David had been emailing her since she met him at an AC Milan game in Hungary last week.  She claimed that David even invited her to attend a private party with him.

Here is the story in Mariann’s own words:

I got myself an official Milan shirt, and I went to the stadium hours before the game. I found an Italian TV crew, and I pretended I’d tripped over their cables.

When they helped me, I started to tag along with them until finally I got hold of an official pass from them. And when they entered the stadium and did interviews and pictures with the stars, of course, I was there too.

Beckham squeezed my elbow for a moment and smiled. Then I put my business card into his pocket. I knew he must have felt it. And in fact an email arrived today, saying that just in case I’d be in Milan next week, I’m invited to the club’s party. Luckily, I’ll be shooting in Milan next week.

We’re pretty sure David has already hired extra security.