Shia Labeouf recently spoke with Playboy Magazine all about his very liberal upbringing which included seeing his mother and her friends naked on many occasions.  Shia then crossed way over the creepy line by supplementing the naked mom comments with a statement about his true feelings for the woman who pushed him out of her vagina.  Shia said,

Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother. She’s an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.

This very special post-mother’s day issue of Playboy goes on sale on May 15th.