Jessica Alba Wanted For Gluing Pictures Of Sharks Up Around Oklahoma City
Authorities are currently investigating Jessica Alba for plastering all of downtown Oklahoma City with giant pictures of scary looking sharks.
Jessica, who was in Oklahoma City to shoot her latest film, left her kid with a nanny and took a little break one night last week to paint the town shark with giant posters, which she glued up on electrical boxes, bridges, and even a United Way billboard. Bonehead even allowed someone to take pictures of the incriminating act, and post the photos on the internet. Apparently this was all part of a campaign to bring awareness to the cause of saving the endangered Great White shark.
Unfortunately, the glue that Jessica used to stick the images to the walls wasn’t the removable kind, prompting city authorities to open a criminal investigation against the actress.
Jessica’s rep has already gone into full damage control mode and called the United Way to offer to replace their defaced billboard. No word yet on whether or not Jessica will be replacing the electrical boxes and bridges as well.
Update: Jessica has just released the following statement regarding the incident:
I got involved in something I should have had no part of. I realize that I should have used better judgment and I regret not thinking things through before I made a spontaneous and ill-advised decision to let myself get involved with the people behind this campaign. I sincerely apologize to the citizens of Oklahoma City and to the United Way for my involvement in this incident.





