Paris Hilton’s friends are all suddenly biting at the chance to talk about the heiress’ split with her dumb boyfriend Doug Reinhardt, so here goes:

Friend 1 says that the couple’s relationship ended at The Darkroom in L.A. two nights ago when they got in a big blow-out over something. We don’t know what.

Paris was videotaped crying her balls off, and staggering into a waiting car at the end of the night.

Friend 2 says that Paris locked Doug out of her gated community the next morning. Doug was spotted crying on the other side of the fence. Friend 2 also says,

Doug is a douche just like everyone tried to tell her… he was only dating her for publicity.

Paris is supposedly already over it, and looking for a new boy to call her future husband/baby daddy.