Lindsay Lohan has apparently forgotten all about the joys of vagina. Our favorite freckled creature of the night was spotted leaving a club with Ryan Seacrest yesterday.  Photographers caught Lindsay dragging Ryan into a car that took them straight to her house for a little one-on-one time.

Lindsay obviously didn’t want anyone to hear what she and Ryan were doing inside, because as soon as they arrived, photographers outside reported hearing the music turned up at full blast. Neighbors eventually called in a noise complaint around 3:30 AM, so Lindsay and Ryan moved the party over to Ryan’s house where they spent the rest of the night holed up together.

Still no confirmation on what they were doing.