Yesterday, Kate Gosselin realized that there was no way for her husband Jon to get out of spending time with his kids on Father’s Day, so she made some mysterious plans and took off, leaving Jon to babysit the rugrats.

Jon was spotted outside of his Pennsylvania home yesterday, watching the chirping children playing on a slip n’ slide, and answering questions from fans who had come by to get a glimpse of the freak show. Here are a few of their questions - and Jon’s answers:

Q: Where is Kate?
A: “I have no idea.”

Q: Are you still effing Deanna Hummel?
A: “Not as much. Not with the things that went down.”

Q: Do you still go clubbing?
A: No

Q: How often do you smoke?
A: “I don’t smoke in front of the kids.”

Q: Are you and Kate getting divorced?
A: Tune in to Jon and Kate Plus 8, Monday night on TLC!

Q: Are you moving out of your house?
A: Tune in to Jon and Kate Plus 8, Monday night on TLC!

Q: Were you really looking at apartments in NYC?
A: Tune in to Jon and Kate Plus 8, Monday night on TLC!