Jon Gosselin was spotted holding hands and smoking cigarettes on a boat with his 22-year-old girlfriend Hailey Glassman in St. Tropez, France over the weekend, but the trip was more than just fun and games for the couple.

Jon and Hailey were seen partying with Ed Hardy’s Christian Audigier last night, who according to US Weekly, held a “giant-sized penis” during the night. Not sure what that’s about.

Christian and his big dick told reporters that he and Jon met for business purposes - to discuss launching a children’s clothing line under Jon plus 8’s name. No word yet on whether or not Hailey will be involved in said project, but rumor has it that she’s really into fashion.

Looks like it’s Jon: 1, Kate: -1. If you may recall, Jon’s poor wife Kate’s clothing line with Healthtex was recently put on hold (as was her upcoming cookbook) due to all the marriage drama.

Jon is set to head back to his eight rugrats on Tuesday.