What would you do if you found out you were no longer on the hook for headbutting a designer? Well we know what Jack Bauer would do. Just hours after his charges were dropped by the Manhattan D.A. yesterday, Kiefer Sutherland dragged his girlfriend Siobhan Bonnouvrier outside onto the lawn of the Hudson River Park near 12th Street, threw down a blanket, and proceeded to dry hump her in front of several lucky onlookers.

According to sources, one woman who was breastfeeding her baby next to the action, completed the scene by loudly cheering on the horny couple.