Jon Gosselin wants you to know that he’s not doing his nanny Stephanie Santoro (pictured above), and he’s commissioned In Touch Weekly to help him get the word out. Jon told the mag yesterday,

There’s no truth to this, there’s nothing going on between my nanny and me. She came over to my house after her shift at a restaurant at 3 a.m. because I had to leave the house very early the next morning.

Unfortunately, Jon’s story doesn’t really add up. Photographers supposedly spotted Stephanie spending her whole night in Jon’s apartment above the garage of his family’s home, and then leaving in a separate car right after him the next morning.